Ladies and gentleman, I give you the Camel Spider - one big and fucking ferocious bastard.
I sometimes wonder that if spiders were to become soft and cuddly, un-fanged and friendly, smell like cinnamon, produce musical chirps and tasty sugar-coated webbing, and just be all around adorable to behold… if I would still feel just as nervous around them. You’d be like, “Oh man, a spider! Great!”
Applying that idea to this guy, I’d bet his face tastes and smells like cherries when you kiss it. And you kiss it, because that is all this type lives for; to be kissed on the lips by humans. He thanks you with a happy dance and playful squeaking (which is how he gets your attention, initially.) The Camel Spider is so-named because camels are incredibly helpful, yep.
*Do not attempt.